Stupid Roommates

With regards to the toothpaste that I mentioned below: there was a large amount of toothpaste-foam spat onto the mirror, and allowed to slowly slide down the wall leaving a green trail a-la-Slimer onto the sink, and tap. No, this isn't just normal spray from brushing your teeth with your lips open. This is a big wad of toothpaste-foam. Spat on the mirror a bit below eye level. I don't get it. If you don't like how you look, don't cover the mirror in toothpaste, just don't look. If you want to spit out toothpaste (as you probably should, due to the chance of fluoride overdose - oh man, that is NOT fun - from having everything under the sun fluorinated), the sink is a pretty big target. And hard to miss. Just open your mouth and let it drip down your face instead of the wall, thanks.

Oh, as a courtesy to Ken, I should probably mention that there's a toothpaste monster upstairs too. This person just left a wad of toothpaste on the sink to harden. I understand there are non-conventional uses for toothpaste (sealing holes in walls and ceilings before plastering being one, lube being another (I'm not kidding, I've heard this from a couple sources)) but is sculpting in the bathroom really necessary?